A lot of these UFO abduction reports seem to involve sperm and egg removal so if you’re a man you’re better off keeping yourself on empty.
By any means necessary
In fact, if more men walked around empty the world would be a safer place even without the aliens. I know it’s nice to tote around a reservoir of energy, ready for action, but it causes conflicts, so if the action is not realistically coming, you’re better off running on empty.
You’ll say less stupid things. Load level and long term planning vary inversely to each other, so think ahead and let it go first.
Empty stomachs cause wars but empty wabs sooth the savage beast.
A mother bear with cubs will kill you but a male bear who’s just made cubs won’t give a shit.
Are you really in love with her? Hollow your rocks and then think about whether you still want to be with her. Do you? Then you’re in love.
The poet Heinrich Heine said that draining the well dried up his Muse—yeah, lighter balls lead to less Hiney poems, no shit.
That was corny because I’m running light. But I’m at peace too. I certainly don’t need that.
Not yet… I’m good for now and now is all you get in life.
When you’re fully empty and you see a beautiful woman your life does not become deficient. You’re OK with it. Less is more, see.
It’s hard to think about God or philosophy with a heavy sack. Priests should be required to auto-deflate in order to get closer to God. You can’t be spiritual thinking about that ass! So just go ahead and think about that ass and get it over with and then spend the rest of the day on your meditations and services, unencumbered by those mindless little single-celled organisms that take over your thinking and cause half the world’s evil.
Because sperm liberation is human liberation.
And it fucks with the aliens’ evil agenda. I’ve never been abducted.