Child to parent on Dec. 27: ”Is it still Christmas?”

Parent: ”No, but soon it will be.”

Child: “It’s going to be Christmas again soon?!”

Parent: ”No, it’s going to be Still Christmas Day. That’s the 30th; Christmas is the 25th.”

Child: ”How can it be still Christmas without actually being Christmas?”

Parent: ”That’s the miracle of Still Christmas.”

Child: ”Are there presents?”

Parent: ”No, its just to get you to New Years Eve day.”

Child: ”How can it be an Eve if it’s a day?”

Parent: ”Alcohol.”

Child: ”What’s that?”

Parent: ”It’s a liquid that instantly makes you feel good and takes away all your problems.”

Child: ”Can I have some?”

Parent: ”No, its bad for you.”

Child: ”Are you going to have some?”

Parent: ”Yes, lots. That’s why we need to play with your toys today while it’s Still Christmas, because tomorrow we’ll be too drunk.”

Child: ”Yay, I love Still Christmas!”