Hanukkah Bud:  Burns for eight days. It’s a miracle.

Florida Skunk Ape:  Smells like shit and no one can find it.

Anthro Buzz:  Makes you study the people around you and ask “What the fuck?” Obviously not a buzz for everyone.

Skeptical Haze:  Makes you doubt everything. Another specialty buzz.

Love Potion Number 4-20:  Don’t even think about not thinking about sex.

Feeding Frenzy:  Say goodbye to all diets and fasts. Gain weight on chemo.

Blank Stare:  Because eye movement is overrated. What does it get you?

On Edge:  Got enemies?

Cinderella Genius:  Experience great insights that turn into pumpkins after four hours. It’s a ball.

Comedy Condiment:  Try it and then reread this. Give me another chance.