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• THIS AIRSPACE IS GOVERNED BY SHARIA LAW
• BUCKLE UP–IT’S LUNAR LAW!
• WELCOME TO THE UNDERWATER HISTORIC VILLAGE OF NEW ORLEANS
• USE OF PHONE AND TEXT DEVICES PROHIBITED IN HYPERSPACE
• DRINKING WHILE DRONING IS A FELONY!
• HAZARDOUS CONDITIONS:  PROCEED IN YOUR OWN RELATIVE TIME FRAME