No one wants to hear the word āfuckinā all the time, but then again I donāt want to hear any word all the time. You keep using the word āliquefyā in casual conversation and Iām going to quickly get sick of it and wonder what’s with all this liquefying bullshit?
I guess the only words we donāt mind hearing all the time is ātheā and āa.ā
And āand.ā
But thatās itāok, and āthat.ā
But we certainly donāt want to hear ābutā too much. You can get fired for saying ābutā all the time; you can lose friends by always being the ābutā guyāno one wants to always hear the potential problems highlighted before anythingās ever given a chance.
Even an innocuous little helper word like āwhichā cannot be said too frequently or else people think that youāre confused or that you think in run-on sentencesāwhich never come to a definite conclusionāwhich you need to do in order to let other people talkāwhich is the whole point of conversationāwhich ā¦
āI canāt take him anymoreāheās become so over-modified.ā
In Guantanamo, one interrogator was able to break many prisoners by constantly using words like āpenetrateā in his conversations with detainees:
āNo! Please donāt send me back to the āpenetrateā guyāI canāt take it anymore! Osamaās in Abbottobad! ā¦.Abbottobad!…Yes, thatās a real place.. No, I donāt know how you would penetrate the security thereāaagghhhh!ā
Fortunately, using too many innuendo-words during an interrogation is against the Geneva Conventions: captured soldiers should never have to suffer the way civilian women sometimes must.
So other than āaā and ātheā no word is worth repeating all the time.
Not even āfucking.ā
And if you do repeat certain wordsāany wordsāpeople will psychologize you. And you donāt want that!
Soon there will be an app that will instantly psychologize other peopleās speech patterns.
Therefore, you will need to get the other app which warns you in advance when your own speech is starting to form patterns with unwanted implications.
Naturally, when kids get hold of their parentsā devices they test it out for themselves in their own way:
āHey computer, who the fuck are you to analyze my speech and tell me how to fuckinā talk, huh?ā
Computer app: āAre you trying to sound drunk? Otherwise, your speech sounds angry. Desist using āfuck.ā ā
Kids: āDesist this, fool!ā
Computer app: āConfrontational tone projected. Avoid confrontational perjoratives like āfool.ā Also, the whole ‘blank-this’ format is generally rude.ā