Being a doctor is just like being a janitor for other people’s bodies.
Not glamorous at all!
“Oh the glamour of polyps, pustules, wounds and infections,
To be wrist-deep again in stool, bile, and necrotic discharges!”

Joke sequel: “Wait, not Heinz Snivelsniff the German Shepherd?”
“Don’t worry, he’s got a new human assistant, not like the last guy.”

Next week: lawyers and police, the janitors of our social waste
(c) 2012, Alan Brech