Several thousand people in several thousand vehicles head straight for the main entrance, guns blazing with rubber bullets if need be.  What’s that one little security truck on the hill going to do?

“Use of deadly force is authorized”?  Ok, so we’ll have plenty of real bullets in addition to our rubber bullets.

Plus lots of cameras and journalists and live internet feeds to record the assault.

Meanwhile, throughout the desert surrounding Area 51, thousands of activists gather around the perimeter, feinting an attack from multiple directions. All at once, they release thousands of helium balloons and Chinese lanterns with long strips of aluminum foil attached (so as to create false radar signals).which overwhelm the base’s air defense systems.

Hidden among these thousands of false radar signals are highly motivated activists in Ultra-lights and one-man helicopters for the aerial assault.

In conjunction with the ground and air assault on Area 51 itself, another group of highly motivated activists disrupts all Janet Airlines flights from Las Vegas to Area 51, thus preventing the security forces from being reinforced or relieved.

The only sticking point, as I see it, is the possible use of attack helicopters and fighter jets by the government–assuming they’re willing to massacre thousands of US citizens on camera, which I bloody doubt… Anyone got any Stinger Missiles?

Let’s roll!