Hanukkah Bud: Burns for eight days. It’s a miracle.
Florida Skunk Ape: Smells like shit and no one can find it.
Anthro Buzz: Makes you study the people around you and ask “What the fuck?” Obviously not a buzz for everyone.
Skeptical Haze: Makes you doubt everything. Another specialty buzz.
Love Potion Number 4-20: Don’t even think about not thinking about sex.
Feeding Frenzy: Say goodbye to all diets and fasts. Gain weight on chemo.
Blank Stare: Because eye movement is overrated. What does it get you?
On Edge: Got enemies?
Cinderella Genius: Experience great insights that turn into pumpkins after four hours. It’s a ball.
Comedy Condiment: Try it and then reread this. Give me another chance.