NATO is Bullshit: Nuke the World for Latvia?!

The name says it all: the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

Therefore, if your country does not border the North Atlantic Ocean, you should not be part of NATO. That means you Turkey, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Poland. Please leave.

Besides, if you really think that Americans are going to send their children to die for you, then you’re fucking deluded.

Radical idea: honesty. Since it’s obviously NOT a North Atlantic treaty organization, let us call it for what it is: the Anti-Russia Treaty Organization (ARTO).

Instructive hypothetical: America invades and annexes Nova Scotia, Canada, claiming (correctly) that its Cajun people in Louisiana were wrongfully dispossessed of Acadia by the British back in the 1760s.

Russia’s military response to this hypothetical aggression: NOTHING!

They would piss and moan; they would complain to the U.N.; they might even slap us with some symbolic sanctions, but they would not lift a finger, much less fire a bullet or a nuclear weapon.

And that should be our official policy towards all of Russia’s neighbors except Alaska.

Estonia and Lithuania may be great countries, or they may be pieces of shit, I don’t know, but I do know that their independence is not worth destroying the world in a nuclear holocaust.



Chuck Hagel Jokes

Apparently the Israel Lobby is so powerful you’re not even allowed to refer to it–kind of like the NSA and Area 51 back in the 1950’s and 60’s. Wait was that aloud?

Hagel’s frictions with the foreign country called Israel and its foreign self-interests disqualifies him as Secretary of Defense. He should be Secretary of State instead. Fuck Kerry. He can go “report for duty” at DOD.

Hagel made the outrageous claim that senators and congressmen are scared shitless of the Israel lobby. It’s such an outrageous statement that the Israel lobby now has no choice but to demonstrate how it’s true.

Hagel’s big mistake: the vast majority of the Israel lobby are in fact Jewish but the majority of Jews don’t actually support it.

Didn’t Karl Marx draw inspiration from Hegel? The last thing DOD needs is some dialectical humanism bullshit. We’re confused enough as it is. What’s this button for?