False Values Don’t Grow on Trees, Ya’ Know
Perverted Wisdom
advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression
Perverted Wisdom 
Was that 10 dollar bill placed there as a trap? Or is that a part of an experiment about human behavior? Or was that a really green tree?
It was laying on the ground on my dog walk so I stuck it in a tree