Perverted Wisdom

advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression

KGB-Approved

Posted on February 25, 2017 by Alan Brech

When I was at the University of Florida back in the 1984 the College Republicans would put “KGB-Approved” stickers on pro-Mondale bulletin board posts. Well, here’s your shit coming right back at you with infinitely more factual justification:

kgb_approved

And yeah, I know they’re now called the FSB but KGB sounds better and they haven’t changed.

Plus a few more memes by me:

buddha

j-lo

nice_ass

The above pic has been enhanced, I believe, but I know for a fact that this one has not:

j-lo2

maga

russia_if_youre_listening

2 thoughts on “KGB-Approved”

Anonymous on February 25, 2017 at 8:17 pm said:

How much of these comments will be proven to be true?

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Alan Brech on February 25, 2017 at 8:33 pm said:

Fat ass comments: 100% of the ass comments will be proven correct. Autopsy doctor will confirm a Glutimous Maximus and surrounding fat tissue of epic J-Lo proportions rarely seen in non-transitioning men.
As for Russia hacks/blackmail/money, 93.7% will be proven true. Timing? See more recent post above. Thanks for your interest. Love me some Someone!

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