–He dominates every news cycle with stupid outlandish crap
–His wealth has not purchased any class
–He’s fun to check in on but you wouldn’t want to be there for four straight years
–Hyperbolic self-promotion is a cornerstone of his success
–He’s actually from New York
–Bad hair, bad tan, bad hat, bad grammar, bad diction, can’t focus on anything too long
–He was a Democrat, he’s a Republican, he flirted with Independent, he doesn’t fucking know
–He believes The National Enquirer and is often featured in it
–He hates foreigners and is dependent upon them
–His kids have to take care of him and clean up his mess
Thank you. You hit the cliche ridden nail on the noggin.
Thank you. The column hit the nail on the noggin.
He’s a 70 year old white guy.