Republican Gun Control = Republican Health Care!

How to Get Republican Health Care:

Most Republican leaders claim that mental health services are the answer to mass shootings, not gun control.

Therefore, if you’re sick and cannot pay for it (no one can), buy a gun and then claim that your physical illness is driving you crazy. You’re homicidally depressed.

And the only way to fix your crazy is to fix your body.

Faced with a choice between taking your gun or paying for your expensive health care, the Republicans will have no choice but to pay up.

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2 thoughts on “Republican Gun Control = Republican Health Care!

  1. I am not sure if it’s going to work – more likely than not the Republican politicians will scream that there is a homicidal crazy person with a gun, and we all should buy more guns to protect ourselves.

  2. They’ll do both by putting you in prison for threatening public safety (Tough on Crime) thereby taking your gun and get you healthcare.

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