Republican Gun Control = Republican Health Care!

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How to Get Republican Health Care:

Most Republican leaders claim that mental health services are the answer to mass shootings, not gun control.

Therefore, if you’re sick and cannot pay for it (no one can), buy a gun and then claim that your physical illness is driving you crazy. You’re homicidally depressed.

And the only way to fix your crazy is to fix your body.

Faced with a choice between taking your gun or paying for your expensive health care, the Republicans will have no choice but to pay up.

2 thoughts on “Republican Gun Control = Republican Health Care!”

  1. I am not sure if it’s going to work – more likely than not the Republican politicians will scream that there is a homicidal crazy person with a gun, and we all should buy more guns to protect ourselves.

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  2. They’ll do both by putting you in prison for threatening public safety (Tough on Crime) thereby taking your gun and get you healthcare.

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