advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression
Ahem, sorry…second nebbish President. WOODROW WILSON, hello!
Or maybe these marks are chips on his shoulder….