Forget about Al Gore running in 2016, it’s John Kerry we need to be watching:

“In the words of that famous Cuban-American Tony Montana:  ‘F-f-ffock you!‘ ”

(Applause)

“No wait–excuse me–that was the wrong quote–I mis-swore: ‘First you get the money, then you get the pussy!”

(Louder applause)

“And now with the reopening of our embassy here in Cooba, we can proudly proclaim: It’s pussy time!”

(Wild applause)

” ‘Say hello to my little friend!’ ”

(Wild applause)

” ‘Oy Conyo!’ ”  (Applause) ” ‘What you lookin at? You fucking cockroach! Who the fuck you calling a Spic, mang? Chi chi, get the yeyo. And don’t be calling me no dishwasher or I’ll kick you fuckin’ monkey ass!’

” ‘You wanna go to war? We take you to war, OK! There’s not gonna be a next time you dumb fucking Cuban.’

” ‘I’m Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cooba. And I want my fuckin’ human rights now!’ ”

Audience:  “Black Cuban lives matter!“