What if this sequester thing actually starts to feel good? That’s a sign, isn’t it? A sign that, you know, you’re–
You’re, you know, a latent conservative.
We’re all latent conservatives! But we’re all latent everything else too, so cheer up–all of us could be anything!
What about if you watch FOX News and it moves?
I think it moved–it may have moved!
Of course it moved, they have porn stars reading the news at FOX.
No, this was during Bill Hemmer!
Ohhhh. Well, look on the bright side–maybe it’s a latent gay thing more than a latent conservative thing.
Thank you very much! Just my luck–my true identity is not the frustrated neurotic heterosexual I appear to be–I’m really a Log Cabin Republican!
You can still be frustrated and neurotic and live in the Log Cabin.
I could be frustrated and neurotic in my own harem.
I bet it’s nice in there.
The Log Cabin…[muses] You know, the Log Cabin Republicans really should build an actual log cabin to promote their group. Like a visitors center.
A log cabin in DC!
A log cabin in DC–a super-posh but conservative log cabin of tasteful comfort. Berdache-fabulous, yet gentlemanly and properly restrained…I bet they could win a lot of converts that way. Especially on football days.
Gay converts or conservative converts?