Some Radical Film Awards and their Reactionary Counterparts

Radical Film Awards:

(and aspersions)

Sexist/Capitalist Pig Film Awards: 

(non-porno division)

Most Exploited Actress

Best Exploited Actress

Most Exploited Actor

Most Beer-Worthy Actor

Exploiter of the Year

Exploiter of the Year (yay!)

Most Insipidly Commercial

Most Man-Affirming

Best Labor Practices

Biggest Budget Well Spent

Worst Labor Practices

Biggest Budget Poorly Spent

Best Nonviolent Drama

Best Chick-Flick Good Enough to Shut Her Up for a While

Worst Nonviolent Drama

Best Chick-Flick for Diverting Her Need to Complain and then Putting Her to Sleep

Best Non-Patriarchal Romantic Lead

The Genghis

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