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Radical Film Awards: (and aspersions) |
Sexist/Capitalist Pig Film Awards:
(non-porno division) |
| Most Exploited Actress |
Best Exploited Actress |
| Most Exploited Actor |
Most Beer-Worthy Actor |
| Exploiter of the Year |
Exploiter of the Year (yay!) |
| Most Insipidly Commercial |
Most Man-Affirming |
| Best Labor Practices |
Biggest Budget Well Spent |
| Worst Labor Practices |
Biggest Budget Poorly Spent |
| Best Nonviolent Drama |
Best Chick-Flick Good Enough to Shut Her Up for a While |
| Worst Nonviolent Drama |
Best Chick-Flick for Diverting Her Need to Complain and then Putting Her to Sleep |
| Best Non-Patriarchal Romantic Lead |
The Genghis |
Perverted Wisdom
advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression
Perverted Wisdom 