And big lobbies need big names like Big Oil and Big Pharma:
Garbage Disposal Lobby: Big Waste
British Cigarette Lobby: Big Fag
Comedians’ Lobby: Big Fool
Sikh Lobby: Big Turban
Marijuana Lobby: Big Dope
Low-End Retail Lobby: Big Discount!
Irish-American Lobby: Big Mick
Restaurant Servers’ Lobby: Big Tip
Philosophy Lobby: Big Question
Sex Workers’ Lobby: Big Bang
Actors’ Lobby: Big Phony
Actresses’ Lobby: Big Drama
Private Investigators’ Lobby: Big Dick
Cat Lovers Lobby: Big Pussy
Dog Breeders’ Lobby: Big Bitch
Horse Breeders’ Lobby: Big Stud
Chicken Farmers’ Lobby: Big Cock
Bra Industry Lobby: Big Boost
Tight Male Underwear Lobby: Big Lift
Nano-tech Lobby: Big Little
Pro-Capitalist Religious Lobby: Big Prophit
Crime Scene Investigators’ Lobby: Big Body Count
Islamic Dress Lobby: Big Cover-up
Distraught Procrastinators’ Lobby: Big To Do
High-Fashion Lobby: Big Priss
Flood Engineers’ Lobby: Big Dike
Teenagers’ Lobby: Big Duh
Educational Testing Lobby: Big Problem
Shy People’s Lobby: Big Nevermind
and finally
The Merry-But-Rowdy Drinkers’ Lobby: Big Brew Ha Ha
There’s also Tin & Aluminium Lobby: Big Foil
Yep, good chuckle. Thanks.