Dandruff is good for you. Once every winter, in colder climates, you gotta let those little bugs chew you a new scalp.
Mattress mites help your skin by eating yeast and other nasties.
Every time you hold in a sneeze three minutes of your life in a nursing home is lost.
Never swallow your own spit. Try not to swallow others.
Avoid substandard orgasms.
Besides, we now know Blue Balls is good exercise.*
Biting your nails boosts the immune system
A filthy baby is a healthy baby.
There are three main sources of human suffering:
- Boring moderation
And we can fix that.
*pervertedwisdom does not condone the deliberate self-infliction of blue balls by athletes prior to competitions as a method of boosting testosterone and enhancing performance.