Supplement Presidential Debates with Giant Dildo Tug-of-War
Perverted Wisdom
advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression
Perverted Wisdom 
Congratulations on coming up with something which would actually make me watch the debate. For the record, it looks like M.R.’s left-handed stroke style is not match for B.O’s two handed love-grip, but pictures can be deceiving.
Yeah, I guess I’m biased…
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