They say power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, meaning the purely good can never accomplish anything since they have no power. Those do-nothings you despise might actually be saints.
They say the past is a foreign country because the future will always be American.
They say you only live once and most of them are dead–anything to prove a point, I guess.
They say history is written by the victors–Victor Borge, Victor Hugo, Victor Mature, Victor Kiam. Case closed.
They say it’s just a coincidence that my social security number equals the population of China in 1970, but I mean what are the odds of that?!
They say pets are more sensitive to spiritual entities that we can’t see, and that’s why my cat hisses at the unplugged vacuum cleaner every time he walks by it. Yes, it’s a Dust Devil.
They say you only live once and yet the same people keep popping up at different times and places. I know I’ve seen that dude before! You’re all the same!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words because a thousand words ain’t worth shit. Check the latest commodity prices if you don’t believe me. And when you factor in inflation, words actually cost you–they have negative value. Dump them if you can.
Most people say beauty comes from inside, but most surgeons don’t.
They say the early bird gets the worm, meaning the real winners are the late worms. Given enough evolutionary time, you’ll be lucky to get a worm to show up for anything.
Speaking of time, they say it heals everything only because the lack of time never healed anything. Not a fair contest.
They say a rolling stone gathers no moss but what’s wrong with moss? I’ve never heard “We had to rush him to the hospital after he contracted moss” or “Tell your doctor if you’ve been rolling in moss lately” or “Avoid exposure to sunlight, cool breezes, and moss.” Moss is harmless, soft, and pretty! What a rolling stone does gather are the blood stains of the creatures it runs over. Moss is better.
Alan Brech 2012