Call your doctor if you experience loss of vision–
“Doc, I can’t see anything and I still wanna fuck it!”
“‘No’ looks a lot like ‘now’ when you’re lip-reading”
Shits and giggles–
Or an erection lasting more than three hours.
Starting now, or when I first wanted it to go away?
Viagra is not for everyone–
Like this loser [picture of loser] or this douche-bag [picture: douche-bag] and all you fuckin’ chicks [picture: all chicks]
–But if you’re a young teenager who doesn’t pop wood while riding on a vibrating school bus early in the morning, you might wanna discuss Viagra with your cock doctor and your Mom.
When I was fifteen, Doc, I used to get hard every hour and semi-hard every half hour. But now I only get involuntaries first thing in the morning…right Mom?
[insert bonor joke here]