Recluse Awareness Week begins Monday whether they like it or not (and they don’t)
So hug a recluse! Because ♥ + 😦 = Get away from me kid!
Self-Delusion Awareness Week has been postponed
–for too long now!
Lameness Awareness Week will end soon, hopefully.
Metaphorical lameness obv.
Social Phobia Awareness Week starts next Monday
Let’s really amp up the pressure on those squids!
The Dark Side of Genius Awareness Week is in July
So the schools won’t have to deal with it.
Chronic Forgetfulness Awareness Week was last week, fool. This week is Hopeless Diagnosis Week.
Alan Brech, 2012