Genealogy can help you find your ancestors’ enemies–and feel their hatreds
Perverted Wisdom
advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression
Perverted Wisdom 
Good one Alan!
At least there was a happy ending…. I think??? lol
High praise from an actual genealogist, thanks! America writes the ending of many stories it seems…
All info was from the peer-reviewed coffee-table book (all the other coffee-table books said it was great) “Clans and Families of Ireland” by John Grenham, 1993.
He admits that many names such as O’Donohue (“descendant of the brown-haired/complexioned man”–ahem) probably popped up simultaneously in unrelated places back when people decided to have last names.