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Headline: Romney Continues His Appeals to Decency and Higher Authority
“Anderson, my opponents don’t have the delegate math.”
“Anderson, the math is against them!”
Scene from Deliverance, you know the one: “Anderson Cooper can’t help you round here!”
Romney (to himself and the voters): “Oh dear, strange things are happening to me!”
Redneck #2: “Not in Ol’ Missibama… Ever been Newted? Ever been Santorumed?”
Romney: “Only in business, ha ha ha, that’s a joke…”
New Headline: MITT ROMNEY: He’s got a real purty mouth! I mean, he’s got all the right numbers!
Romney: “If only people would focus–I’m already the President of the United Focus Groups of America, why not this place?”
Sub-head: Romney: Stranger things have happened to me!
(c) 2012, Alan Brech