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Headline: Romney Continues His Appeals to Decency and Higher Authority
“Anderson, my opponents don’t have the delegate math.”
“Anderson, the math is against them!”
“Anderson!… Anderson!”
Scene from Deliverance, you know the one: “Anderson Cooper can’t help you round here!”
Romney (to himself and the voters): “Oh dear, strange things are happening to me!”
Redneck #2: “Not in Ol’ Missibama… Ever been Newted? Ever been Santorumed?”
Romney: “Only in business, ha ha ha, that’s a joke…”

New Headline: MITT ROMNEY: He’s got a real purty mouth! I mean, he’s got all the right numbers!

Romney: “If only people would focus–I’m already the President of the United Focus Groups of America, why not this place?”

Sub-head: Romney: Stranger things have happened to me!

(c) 2012, Alan Brech