Being a doctor is just like being a janitor for other people’s bodies.
Not glamorous at all!
“Oh the glamour of polyps, pustules, wounds and infections,
To be wrist-deep again in stool, bile, and necrotic discharges!”
Joke sequel: “Wait, not Heinz Snivelsniff the German Shepherd?”
“Don’t worry, he’s got a new human assistant, not like the last guy.”
Next week: lawyers and police, the janitors of our social waste
(c) 2012, Alan Brech
Perverted Wisdom 
The truth hurts. To be a body janitor with 1.5 million in student loans…shoulda stuck with the guitar.
thanks for honest comment! everything can be looked at negatively so don’t feel bad.
….hmmm… let me know if any of these are from M*A*S*H!