New Twist on Old Florida Joke

Old Joke: Why is the St. Johns River in Florida one of the few rivers in the world that flows north?
Because Georgia sucks.
New Twist:
“But the St. Johns empties in Jacksonville, it doesn’t even go into Georgia.”
“I never said they swallowed. You know how Georgia is.”

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