Old Joke: Why is the St. Johns River in Florida one of the few rivers in the world that flows north?
Because Georgia sucks.
New Twist:
“But the St. Johns empties in Jacksonville, it doesn’t even go into Georgia.”
“I never said they swallowed. You know how Georgia is.”
Perverted Wisdom
advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression
Perverted Wisdom 