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Poster Extolling Divorce

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Alan Brech
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Posted in advice, cultural criticism, entertainment writing, humor, philosophy, Uncategorized | Tagged charlie sheen, divorce, divorce is good, gordon gekko, marriage, teenagers love divorce, winning | Leave a reply

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