Things will get better. They’ve Gott to!
There’s a good person born every minute–plus 254 other babies.
Look on the bright side–at least you’re not the goddamned Devil!
(plus some modern art that no one gets)
Perverted Wisdom
advanced nescience for dummies; intellectual candy for your inner child if you'll just hop into the white van. Sorry Charlie, we want wisdom that's perverse, not perverts who are wise, although we'll probably take what we can get, as will Starkist now that there are no tuna, but that's a digression
